The egg came first: HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS

cosmicmermaidmuse:

I’m in a cheeky mood, so…

Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.

Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their…

(Source: erosperos, via bealotcooler-if-you-did)